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Hi 5!

Say, “hi”, and slap me some skin, Chiller.

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Hi 5! on Threadless

Loser Experience

UX is a awesome, but the people responsible for it are often losers.

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Loser Experience on Threadless

It Looks Like You’re Trying to Smile

Oh, Clippy, Where have you gone to?

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It Looks Like You’re Trying to Smile on Threadless

You Suck at Spellwork

Wanna keep your love of Harry Potter under-the-radar? Try this on for size.

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A-OK!

Don’t stress too much, everything little thing’s gonna be alright.

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A-OK! on Threadless

United States of Plastic

Too many of these plastic tumbleweeds flyin’ outta stores these days.

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Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

Somehow it still sounds different when you read it.

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That’s How It Is

Like the rapper Casual says, “You’re whack and it’s all your fault.”

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That’s How It Is on Threadless

Thumbs Up, Dude

Keep it loose and keep movin’.

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Pizza Skull

Pizza ‘til we die.

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Pizza Skull on Threadless

Copperhead Country

Just watch where you step.

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Copperhead Country on Threadless

Jewel of the South

It’s a beautiful day in South Carolina.

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Stars and Stripes Over South Carolina

Every heart beats true.

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South Carolina Bar-B-Que

That mustard sauce is boss.

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South Carolina Bar-B-Que on Threadless

We Watch Our Back

Probably only want this one if you live near me.

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We Watch Our Back on Threadless

How Do You Pronounce Gerlach?

Phonetically.

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How Do You Pronounce Gerlach? on Threadless

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why so stressed?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on Threadless

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